Patricia Zentilli
Nude

If cable TV has done nothing else, it has kept legions of married men and junior-high Lotharios out of the drive-in theaters and downtown grindhouses. As recently as one generation back, the inquisitive male of the species was made to venture from his home and endure indignities such as bad weather, face-sucking teenagers, and seat-hopping pederasts for the simple pleasure of witnessing casual and essential nudity in a dramatic presentation. Now he need only possess a satellite dish or premium cable and no parental or spousal controls, and he is rewarded with the likes of platinum-tressed gem Patricia Zentilli, a vibrant and unbridled thespian who appears to specialize in emoting while nakedly enduring shower spray and portraying the raw moments of a porn starlet’s workday, all fed directly to the home screen on Sci-fi’s Lexx and Showtime’s Street Time. In the former, we get our first known look at Patricia’s seat meat in season 2 episode 10. In the scene, Zentilli’s tushy is on full display while she takes a shower. A few minutes later we get another look, this time her tattooed back and beautifully taught booty. Unfortunately, there have been no more signs of her dirty self in the years since. You can, however, see her in other (albeit clothed) boob tube roles like in Tiny Plastic Men, Delmer & Marta, and Reel East Coast. She also lends her sexy voice to video games like Dragon Age II, Mass Effect 3, and the Mass Effect: Legendary Edition. One thing’s for sure, Patricia Zentilli has a mass effect on our loins!